The Holy Bible, confectionary edition
The Holy Bible
Confectionary edition [abridged]









Genesis 3:3-5: God said, “You shall not eat of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, neither shall you touch it, lest you die.” But the serpent said to the woman, “You will not die. For God knows that when you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.”

















Exodus 17:5f: And the Lord said to Moses, “Pass on before the people, taking with you some of the elders of Israel; and take in your hand the rod with which you struck the Nile, and go. Behold, I will stand before you there on the rock at Horeb; and you shall strike the rock, and water shall come out of it, that the people may drink.” And Moses did so, in the sight of the elders of Israel.















Exodus 14:21: Then Moses stretched out his hand over the sea; and the Lord drove the sea back by a strong east wind all night, and made the sea dry land, and the waters were divided.
















Luke 2:10f: And the angel said to them, “Be not afraid; for behold, I bring you good news of a great joy which will come to all the people; for to you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, who is Christ the Lord.”






















Luke 2:12: “And this will be a sign for you: you will find a babe wrapped in swaddling cloths and lying in a manger.”
















Mark 6:41-44: And taking the five loaves and the two fish he looked up to heaven, and blessed, and broke the loaves, and gave them to the disciples to set before the people; and he divided the two fish among them all.… And those who ate the loaves were five thousand men.












Church girl and math girl in the act of creation


Quotations from the evening:

"Of course Jesus wore pleather!!"

"Joseph wears a bathrobe. I've never seen him wear anything else."

"Your savior is a bastard child."

"Yeah, while I swallow baby Jesus."

"Wow, Mary has her boobs pressed against Baby J."
"He's breast feeding -- or lactating, as it's called."

"I like it zero."
"That is negative one."

"It's like, two one. two one. two one. THREE THREE THREE THREE!!!"

"I yell at you in your head a lot."

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